Well it’s the night before the big trip and I am doing laundry. The Pelican Case for Iron Eagle arrived and I had fun plucking out the foam. I took a little road trip with my RA to “West Hollyweird” to pickup the tape I needed for the camera. The batteries are charged. My digital camera is charging now and the memory card has been cleared and is ready for whatever comes our way. This trip will be well documented digitally and I am very excited about that. I will definitely be posting as often as I can. The limits of my iPhone will be highly tested on this trip I can already tell. It’s starting to feel more like a tool every day.
I can already see the spiritual battle starting, so please be praying that we will stand firm in all we do. Getting there and back again is half the battle so be praying for the long road trip as well.
I am really excited to be going outside my safe little comfort zone. Don’t get me wrong… THIS IS SCARY! But it’s a good kind of scary. God has placed great leadership in place for the team and has provided our team the opportunity to go where there is a real need right now. To borrow the expression, time is short, hell is hot and so we are charging forward with nothing but a water pistol.
Cliff – Looking forward to see what God is going to do!
There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”